This could also be called "foiled."
As I was leaving Dulles, this scruffy dude cut in front of me at the security checkpoint and went through the metal detector, and it went off. So they had him empty some change in his pockets, and it still went off. He had to take off his shoes and his belt, and the detector still went off.
Finally, he reluctantly took out a single foil-wrapped condom and laid it upon the table. I don't know where he was flying to, but he was apparently looking forward to a booty call -- just not a very ambitious one.
After that, they let him through.
Finally, he reluctantly took out a single foil-wrapped condom and laid it upon the table. I don't know where he was flying to, but he was apparently looking forward to a booty call -- just not a very ambitious one.
After that, they let him through.
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